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Intermission over…

I’m really excited to have my own freaking blog because I went on a myspace hiatus for Lent, I’m not even Catholic but after how many weeks I realize that myspace is pretty boring.   Anyway, I just finished some carne asada fries and MJ was on the laptop that I was using to get my blog going.  Laptops are cool but once your friends come over they start passing it around like “EFF GIMME MY LAPTOP”.

 So wordpress says that some of the fasting growing sites include uh…..wait let me check oh wait no I remember now, idontknowmuch.com and I guess its like another celebrity gossip site.  Uh, that’s why we have DLISTED and perezhilton, although I rep dlisted on my back all day everyday.  But why do they have to be celebrity gossip sites?  I guess they really are entertaining and they feed the need to divulge in people’s personal business, but dang can’t we just go back to blogging about our typing styles?  If you don’t know already, I type like Stevie Wonder!  Oh yeah, and I said divulge… so I hope I used that right.

Oh crap, I think this second blog isn’t funny, EFF MY LIFE how am I going to get to dlisted status?

Oh, and just in case you wanted to know what my best friend MJ looks like here’s a picture of her, and then there’s some other angles, she’s all up her myspace poses, you know how she do…actually you don’t because you don’t know her but look at the pictures and then you’ll know how she do.MJ my BFF

I’m typing Stevie Wonder style!

I don’t think anyone will really read my new first blog ever so I should start texting everyone in my contacts list ASAP, or in other words…. STATAROONI.  I’m not kidding either, statarooni.  That should be a new word, like for emergency dispatch workers…”we have an assault on 12th street, caller needs a medic STATAROONI”

Oh and if you’re wondering why I titled my first blog that [as if someone is already reading this post] its because my best friend MJ likes to type on her computer as if she’s playing the piano.  She ’s in the kitchen right now with me and I think she’s talking crap about me with my little sister because I’m so in touch with what I’m typing right now.  Alright, so back to the title, MJ types like a piano player, and I type like stevie wonder…

I'm just like Stevie

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