I don’t have a memorable title for this post!!!

 

No, that is not Christina Aguilera’s baby.

Hello all of my non-existent readers!  I may as well be schizophrenic because I’m pretty much talking to myselfff.  Oh well, MJ this one goes out to you!

 

I just got done looking at Perez Hilton’s blog, and I realize how much I don’t like him and how much more I like Michael K from Dlisted.  I think because Perez got all of this attention from the big media guys, he has had to tone it down and he’s not as funny.  SELL OUT!….because I know him personally and this is Hollywood High School.  Yes, I made that up, there is no real Hollywood High School-no wait maybe there is, but seriously that whole celebrity thing is like high school, except people have more money, drugs, sex tapes, etc–> but all in all its just straight up DRAMA!  Oh but back to Perez, I don’t think he’s funny.  I think he tries too hard to be flaming gay and narcissistic-uh I don’t know how to spell that word.  His hatred and gayness just aren’t legit to me.  Now Michael K, that’s legit!  So pretty much Dlisted is better and Perez needs a new wardrobe because I think he’s far past being unique, kbye!

Not really kbye, just kbye on that thought.  So my majah and fajah bought a new computer with this ginormous flat screen monitor and wireless keyboard and mouse and la dee daa.  I know what you’re all thinking-and by you’re all I mean you MJ.  “Welcome back from the Dark Ages of Technology kim!”…our computer was like 5 years old and I guess I’m supposed to keep up with the times and such and buy new crap every 2 years or something-not really but I’m sure people are like that…..I bet you’re like ” but kim…EVERYBODY is like that”.  So then eff my life!  But yeah my wordpress post screen is like 2 feet wide, holla.

Vegas was tight like a tiger-no not that tiger.  I saw my fam-blee and yeah that was it…………………………………..and there you have it, another example of my MAGNIFICENT LIFE!

P.S.  They’re trying to have salvia become illegal- I don’t smoke weed but honestly?  Why don’t we make fraternities and sororities illegal because they’re pretty much useless!  We can at least keep the bloods and the crips because they do something productive-which is kill innocent people!  Why do the whores always have to live?!  Ok bye for real.

EFF look how skinny no really, SKINNY Perez was!  So skinny that I wish I could have a narrow font to emphasize his delgadoness!

Can I just say: ” Mario Lavandeira- what the EFF happened to you?”  Pobrecito.  Pobre-mothereffing-cito.