Alright, so I’m going to blog for the sake of blogging. Oh and I’m listening to Tool, hence the title “Parabo——-——EFF MY LITTLE SISTER JUST GOT A BRAND NEW MOTHEREFFING IPOD…..ok so back to business. Yes, hence the title “Parabol”, but don’t panic, according to my cousin I am a THUG. I know every lyric to Ludacris’ “Ho” song and “Phat Rabbit”. I personally believe that Ludacris’ music is somewhat underrated and his first album “Back For the First Time” is probably his best album so far, it was released at the end of an era where good hip hop/rap actually existed. Every radio station plays that ‘boots with the fur’ song and the ‘cyclone’ one and all those other ones that sound the same over and over again. Wait, how could I forget Souljah Boy’s ” Yaaa Trick Yaaa!”, a beautiful peice of music mastery….NOT! Seriously, the concept of music has been completely abused. BTW the video for Tool’s “Schism” is kind of disturbing, as well as the “Goddess Bunny” video-hey maybe they casted Goddess Bunny in their video!
So Yessica and I went to Santa Rosa’s Plateau and “hiked” like 6 miles and we desperately needed some mountain bikes. We talked about the prison system. I learned in sociology (go Tanya Kravatz!) that most prisons are privatized, so I could easily own a prison! I just need a lot of money and a contract with the government! Once I get my prison built I will imprison as many people as I can and do nothing to rehabilitate them so that when they’re released they return to my facility and contribute to overcrowding, and then with all those prisoners I’ll make them work as customer service representatives for Victoria’s Secret. I believe this is called “outsourcing”. Hallelujah for a fabulous college professor. And by fabulous I mean ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS sweety dahling! Oh, and since the violent crime rate has actually decreased I will continue to increase the amount of people in prison by punishing them for stealing cars and selling weed. And what I will do is give a life sentence for stealing Bill Gate’s escalade, in addition all the pedophiles, rapists, and murderers can get a life sentence BUT be paroled after 6 years! Sound good? We really are our own worst enemy.
Alright so that was my day pretty much, I have to be up less than 7 hours for the spectactular car ride to Las Vegas, yayas!
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